Shit I left my goggles homeWhat can I substituteJust finished this, have good ideaProblem solved, you beaut…. Don MatthewsJune 2021 Shared with dVerse
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Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job
We’ve just been on a ladder jobLadders, Perc and meUsed our heads and safety firstWith all ladders, three…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Second Floor Delivery
Just bought myself a delivery vanTo reach the second floorNeed to watch the power linesAs parcels upward soar…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Trampoline
I have to take our trampolineCloseby, round to me mateMy son has told me, dad you mightMight be tempting fate…. No problems son….. Shortly after this photo he was fined for travelling 10mph in a 40mph zone and causing a traffic jam Don MatthewsJune 2021
Taking the Box Home
Just bought this box (must get it home)Not thinking so immenseApplied the rules of safety firstAnd used my common sense…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Have Job to do on Ceiling
Have job to do on ceilingLike playing on the edgeHave job to to on ceilingMy ladder for a ledge…. One of Stan’s trainees…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Cleans His Mixer
Cementing, when I’ve finishedMy mixer I must cleanEvery little cornerCorner where it’s been…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Charging the Electric car
I’m always safety consciousWhen car is on the chargeWater/power must never mixIf car be small or large……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.
We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety Fifth
One buckle offNext one onWhere did I put it now?Where has it gone? Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 