rhyme – Page 98 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Normal

Write something incorporating the word ‘normal’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NORMAL My odes are far from normalOddish sorts of rhymesFull of empty nonsenseEmpty most of time DM

Miffy

My owner’s playing games with mePlaying games with meShe thinks it is hilarious Scroll down have looksee DM

The Weightlifter

I am an expert lifterI got great muscles/pecsAll the girls do love meLove my muscles/pecs Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Offset

Write something incorporating the word ‘offset’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OFFSET (Yep) today is Sunday‘Tis my day of restGotta use word offsetThere, I done my best DM

Feet

Daddy I am frightenedI’ll protect you sweetNo need for to worryJust lend me you feet Scroll down… Shit daddy…… DM

Stan. Building Demolisher

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him My service is in great demandEmploys just me (hence cheap)Safety first I buildings fellBuildings tall and steep Scroll down for Stan… Contact Stan for your next build demolish…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fiery

Write something incorporating the word ‘fiery’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FIERY My odes are never fieryIn fact they’re kinda dampMy head is useless, emptyAm thinking postage stamp ? DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Migrate

Write something incorporating the word ‘migrate’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MIGRATE Today’s word (yep) is migrateAntonym remainMy head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of chrain A relish in Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine,consisting of grated horseradish, vinegar,sugar, salt, and optionally beetroot…… Well I’ll be…… DM

Latest Attraction

Welcome to the latestAddition to our parkRoaming free and friendlyFriendly in the park Scroll down… DM

Brolly

Need to take my brollyBrolly for the rainDespite it being very lightI need it for the rain Scroll down… DM