A mother here in Adelaide Her council made their mark By fining ’cause magician Birthday’d in their park No-one was offended No-one did complain Bureaucracy it just went mad (Here we go again) More concerned they were to Uphold the letter law The other side was unimportant It’s spirit they ignored Rules are for theContinue reading “Bureaucracy Gone Mad. Again”
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RIP 50 Shades of Grey
When 50 Shades of Grey Came rushing through our door We all got quite excited, but No longer pant for more RIP 50 Shades Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Who Let this Aussie Loose?
Who let this Aussie loose? In the bloggersphere Destroying all that’s sacred All that we hold dear ‘Twas me WP… whimper…whimper,… Sorry… . Shit? am I that explosive? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Scroll Down For the Answer
Cast your thoughts, your minds back To something all around Has the answer twigged yet? Keep on scrolling down and down and down and down Has the answer twigged yet? Quadraphonic sound Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Reporting on 17 July. World Emoji Day
Listen in my loyal flock Today we’re duty bound To thank all mojis round the world Who lift us when we’re down baa…baa …. Three baas for emoji Shaun…. baa….baa….baa….
Vacuum Cleaner
Have you ever given thought When cleaning vacuum cleaner That you have suddenly become Become the vacuum cleaner? No?… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Arrested, on Remand
Why have I posted this? A 45-year-old Adelaide man has been arrested. To show how someone can get caught in a downward spiral? Possibly…. Why do people do this? I cannot understand Filming sex through windows Arrested, on remand Mobile phone with children’s Sex abuse in hand Dial it up when wanted Arrested, on remandContinue reading “Arrested, on Remand”
Poet Don on the Olfactory System of Cows
Cows which are lowing in meadows Chewing their cud day by day Can smell smells around in their airstream Emanating nine kilometres away Well I’ll be….
Poet Don’s Gambling Advice Bureau
You’re losing on the pokies? And on the horses too? You ask how to improve your luck You ask what can you do? Stop gambling…. Oh….
Writing Good Rhyme is not Easy
Writing good rhyme is not easy Not easy like Jack/Jill/Up Hill Rhymers have grown up, more progressive They’ve now got more firepower, more skill Show us how poet…. Poet?…. I’m waiting inspiration from my muse…. Thalia?…. My Muse of Mirth…. Oh…. Where are you Thale?…. I think she’s run off…. Hopeless. Where are they inContinue reading “Writing Good Rhyme is not Easy”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 