Rang up and ordered pizza I asked when would arrive The pizza man said pretty quick Will be to you in five Follow Mamadou on the tracker Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
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Choosing the Burial Site
Where would you like to be buried dear? When you depart from here I really haven’t given this much thought dear Surprise me and pick anywhere Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Asked of comedian Bob Hope by his wife
Ben and Jerry’s New Icecream Flavour
Ben and Jerry’s Icecream Great new flavour yum Orange juice with toothpaste chunks Minty fresh (ho hum) Brush your teeth with icecream Thankyou Jerry Ben No more toothbrush silly stuff Icecream them, amen Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Converses with his Favourite Cafe Chair
My chair was not taken, it beckoned Come sit with me while you partake Your favourite cappuccino, Vittoria What pleasant conversation can we make? (I think he’s losing the plot….) Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I Have an Addled Brain
I am a flippant poet Engaged in flippancy Not always do I follow Rules of diplomacy Refusing of correctness Political that is I’ll do my thing regardless ‘Cause that’s the way I is OK I may get addled And have a brain that’s shot I can’t complain about it It’s what God had, I gotContinue reading “I Have an Addled Brain”
Happy Little Overtaker
I am a happy overtaker O’ertaking thas and thit Singing happy as I go Mercedes, crash, oh shit….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day
Poet Don reporting Breaking news for you! World is falling ‘part on 10th Needing lots of glue Bit of a worry… Yes my son…. Please donate all full/part-full tubes of glue to Poet Don’s GLUE BACK THE WORLD DAY (11TH) Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here withContinue reading “Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day”
Our New Cat Priscilla
Priscilla the cat’s joined our household Priscilla, on pilchards, is fed She’s chosen my bedroom to bunk down for the night I’m happy to give up my bed You’re kind daddy….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
My Little Bradley
I come from the land of Down Under Not wanting to step on Bradley I pouched him in my kitchen apron He’s happy now, as you can see Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I’m Learning to do Amateur Woodwork
I’m learning to do amateur woodwork Was proud of this one (though a chore) Stood back, thought there’s something not right here Only three? maybe should have bought four? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 