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Stan Inspects Possible Problem

It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, pier collapse, poetry, restaurant, stan2 Comments on Stan Inspects Possible Problem

Priscilla Goes Dining

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m sitting in the restaurantWaiting for my wineOthers do all have theirsWaiter where is mine?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, poetry, restaurant, wine2 Comments on Priscilla Goes Dining

What Would You Recommend?

We don’t eat eggs or meat or fishMeat, dairy or glutenWe’re hungry and would like to eatWhat would you recommend? A taxi…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 https://dversepoets.com/

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 20, 2021May 28, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, restaurant, taxi, vegan25 Comments on What Would You Recommend?

Banks of TV Screens

I like the banks of TV screensIn pubs where I go drinkNo need for conversationNo need to converse,think Football, boxing, soccer….All mute….Wonderful…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, pub, restaurant, tv screen4 Comments on Banks of TV Screens

New Restaurant – Top 10 Rate

New restaurant’s just appeared in townGot a top 10 rateShit darling! come look at thisI’ve got a dirty plate!…… It’s the new avante garde design madam……. I knew we shouldn’t have got Stan to design the new plates Doris….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:avante garde, poetry, restaurant4 Comments on New Restaurant – Top 10 Rate

Stan Prints a Menu

We asked the printer StanTo logo our menuR (restaurant Regina)And this is what he do…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 24, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:poetry, printing, restaurant8 Comments on Stan Prints a Menu

More Signwriting For Stan

Needed sign so Stan we called(For our restaurant)Applied his skills, with lots of frills(But not quite what we want)……. Bit squashed for space boss…. Don Matthews February 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 19, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:restaurant, signwritingLeave a comment on More Signwriting For Stan

Shadows

Reminds me of the shadowA famous bridge does castAll innocent in certain lightsIn others makes one gasp….. Westminster Bridge featured in previous post Bridge Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 10, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:poetry, restaurant5 Comments on Shadows

Stan Lights the Menu Board

We wanted lights on menu boardCalled for electrician StanHe lit the board up fast and brightThis many-talent man Why are we not selling these items Doris?…. Call Stan back dear…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 10, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:menu, poetry, restaurant10 Comments on Stan Lights the Menu Board

We Are Pleased With Stan’s Artistry

We wanted some nice modern artTo place on our restaurant wallKnowing Stan was known for thisWe rang and gave Stanley a call…… We are pleased with Stan’s artistry – good talking point with patrons Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 7, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:poetry, restaurant, wall art12 Comments on We Are Pleased With Stan’s Artistry

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