restaurant – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Inspects Possible Problem

It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Priscilla Goes Dining

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m sitting in the restaurantWaiting for my wineOthers do all have theirsWaiter where is mine?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

What Would You Recommend?

We don’t eat eggs or meat or fishMeat, dairy or glutenWe’re hungry and would like to eatWhat would you recommend? A taxi…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 https://dversepoets.com/

Banks of TV Screens

I like the banks of TV screensIn pubs where I go drinkNo need for conversationNo need to converse,think Football, boxing, soccer….All mute….Wonderful…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

New Restaurant – Top 10 Rate

New restaurant’s just appeared in townGot a top 10 rateShit darling! come look at thisI’ve got a dirty plate!…… It’s the new avante garde design madam……. I knew we shouldn’t have got Stan to design the new plates Doris….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Stan Prints a Menu

We asked the printer StanTo logo our menuR (restaurant Regina)And this is what he do…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

More Signwriting For Stan

Needed sign so Stan we called(For our restaurant)Applied his skills, with lots of frills(But not quite what we want)……. Bit squashed for space boss…. Don Matthews February 2021

Shadows

Reminds me of the shadowA famous bridge does castAll innocent in certain lightsIn others makes one gasp….. Westminster Bridge featured in previous post Bridge Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

We Are Pleased With Stan’s Artistry

We wanted some nice modern artTo place on our restaurant wallKnowing Stan was known for thisWe rang and gave Stanley a call…… We are pleased with Stan’s artistry – good talking point with patrons Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

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