I am a happy overtaker O’ertaking thas and thit Singing happy as I go Mercedes, crash, oh shit….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
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Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day
Poet Don reporting Breaking news for you! World is falling ‘part on 10th Needing lots of glue Bit of a worry… Yes my son…. Please donate all full/part-full tubes of glue to Poet Don’s GLUE BACK THE WORLD DAY (11TH) Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him here withContinue reading “Poet Don’s Warning on World Fall-Apart Day”
Tribute in a Tribute
Fine carpets in the Roman EmpireWere valued Used for paying taxes Cleopatra presented herself to CaesarRolled up in one A tribute in a tribute Clever strategyClever woman Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Our New Cat Priscilla
Priscilla the cat’s joined our household Priscilla, on pilchards, is fed She’s chosen my bedroom to bunk down for the night I’m happy to give up my bed You’re kind daddy….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
My Little Bradley
I come from the land of Down Under Not wanting to step on Bradley I pouched him in my kitchen apron He’s happy now, as you can see Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I’m Learning to do Amateur Woodwork
I’m learning to do amateur woodwork Was proud of this one (though a chore) Stood back, thought there’s something not right here Only three? maybe should have bought four? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)
Poet Don reporting Ground-breaking news today Coffee froth went up my nose And clouds are coloured grey Powerful words…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us Reporting on FCS daily, we are privileged to have him as our news anchor
Quality
When working while someone is watching Quality you aim for, get right But quality really only happens When you do it with no-one in sight Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to Henry Ford
The Flat Earth Club’s Lucky Dip
Join our famous Flat Earth Club And enter Lucky Dip Your chance to dip in box and win A Round-the-World Cruise Trip Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Border Crossing
Victorians are not allowed across the border into covid-free South Australia. One person has been arrested speeding through the checkpoint on the wrong side of the road with blacked out number plates.Definitely a COVIDiot. I wanna cross over the border And into a covid-free state I’ll speed through on wrong side of roadblock Have alreadyContinue reading “Border Crossing”
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