I bought myself some new shoesWhich have a lovely feelFour inch spikes give me some heightThe latest new-age heel…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Kitchen Cupboards
Kitchen cupboards Won’t stay closeFaulty latches I suppose… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”
Stan’s Sideline – Building Fountains
I’m very good with toiletFlush, where water goesLikewise with my fountainsWhere the water flows…. It’s very different Stan. We like it…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Letterbox
Don’t want to be like normalDon’t want to be like restI want to stand out differentWhere I can be my best…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Parking Ticket
I got a parking ticketA ticket I did getI do not understand whyThis ticket I did get? Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Cross of Sound
Bow we down before youOh great Cross of SoundYour deep bass and your mid-rangeYour tweeter (top-most sound)…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Does an Electrics Job
I went to universityStudied all the rulesFully safety conscious nowApplying all the rules…. Call Stan for your next electrical job…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Nudes Painted White. Why?
Hundreds of modelsNude (painted white)Must have so formedAn interesting site Don MatthewsOctober 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/oct/18/spencer-tunick-hundreds-pose-nude-dead-sea-israel
German Coach Tour
The agent booked our tourIn lovely GermanyYes we had a great timeSeeing all to see…. Our driver was lovely. Get Fucker. They’re the best……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021