If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hibernate
Write something incorporating the word ‘hibernate’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIBERNATE I’m a fan of FanI’m a fan of FanI therefore cannot hibernateCos I’m a fan of Fan Hip hip hooray…… Gawd…… DM
Enforced Holiday
I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Balloons. Hair. Luck.
My girlfriend (sitting next to me)Said I would have more luckBy raising hair with seven ballonsWell I’ll be wtf…. Jeez I hit the jackpot Jen……… Told ya…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Feels the Cold
Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tasteful
Write something incorporating the word ‘tasteful’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TASTEFUL I have a tasteful implantIn my upper thirdBrass-tattoo’d titaniumIn my favourite bird Kookaburra…… Betcha can’t better this Fan…… Oh? Nothing wrong with plain toof-like implants…… No offence toof…… DM
Baby Charlie
I’m Charlie (and disabled)What difference does that make?I’ll be your friend give lots of loveWhat difference does it make? There’s many of me out thereWe have a lot to giveOK we might be different butWhat difference does it make?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Kind and Considerate
It’s nice to know there isPeople still aroundThe boy that’s right in front of meIs rarely ever found… Such is the pity…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Measure
I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Swift
Write something incorporating the word ‘swift’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWIFT I’m Jonafon Swift-SwiffleyI’m in the upper classI think I’m really beautifulOthers, up my arse Why?…… I fink Jonafon’s got a problem Fan…… DM
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