I want a lemon squashWhich button do I press?So many here to choose fromI’ll press this one I guess…. What ?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
New Rules of Wrestling
The rules of wrestling are changingThe rules now incorporate painThe sport is adapting/improvingNo matter what attire is worn…. Pain (and inspection of) now allowed anywhere…. Don Matthews2022
Hanging on to Nipples
Hanging on to nipplesHanging on just rightNipples joined to boobiesHanging on real tight…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s got a Truck Problem
Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slur
Write something incorporating the word ‘slur’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLUR Slur backSays rulsWhatta loadLoad of bull Yep, ‘Ruls’ is a word Fan……. RULS Revised UCLA Loneliness Scale…… I keep up with my etymology……..(not to look a fool) DM
Watch the Little Duckies
Watch the little duckiesQuack quack quackDuckies going upDuckies coming back…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Dual Purpose
I went and bought this thingWhich helps me do two thingsOne on shoulder one on feetRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Museum of Modern Trash
Welcome to the MuseumMuseum of Modern TrashBring your favoured rubbishAnd we will swap for cash…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fame
I’ve made me a tapeAnd headed for fameShows I real skillfulMight do it again…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
The Chase
Seems I can’tOutrun itLook out mateLook out. Shit!…. I’m just having a bit of fun…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 