I’ve lost my teef(The bottom ones dearThey cost me a fortuneMy mouth feels all bare I’ll go look dear…… Fankyou…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
My Pet Zebra
I have a nice pet zebra whichIn my shed was bornGot too big for shed so now IKeep it on the lawn…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Practising for King’s Visit
Let the flags go flyingNow salute the kingNeed to do more practisingRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Leash
New leash on the marketOn dog I did tryWorried were neighboursDog/I wondered why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ram
It seemedLike funAt firstRe-run…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Toilet
I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Our Dog is not Food Fussy
Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Careful Driver
I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Death Certificate
I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Priscilla and the Annoying Mouse
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m having trouble working outWhatever’s going onThe little bugger’s playing gamesHere, then next, it’s gone…. Where are you you little bugger…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 