We’ve axed offensive language fromThe works Roald Dahl hereWe now are moving to the worksThe works of Will Shakespeare DM
Tag Archives: poetry
Rock Concert
Concert (rock) fantasticWore my sexy dressWas not too revealingSaw (yep) Johnny Depp Go Johnny…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Publisher Hires Sensitivity Readers
We’ve hired a group of readers toRevise our history booksRemoving facts offensive toSome groups who read our books We are indeed further greasing the slippery slope Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Sprayer
I bought this fancy sprayerMarket (new) it wasYou ask me why I bought itNo reason, just becos Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
House for Sale
House for saleMust be seenStunning doneOrange theme From a real estate agent ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Car
Got met-al detectorWent to look for carWhere I thought I’d parked itHello? There you are? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Green Bows to Orange
Green it bows to orangeOrange bows to yellowYellow’s got a problemProblem don’t know what? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Abandoned and Neglected
Many tickets sold fromThe ticket office thereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Attempt
Write something incorporating the word ‘attempt’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ATTEMPT I’m struggling with my ode tonightAttempt tonight is shotI’ve had a little much to drinkMy ode tonight is not Hic…… DM
Abandoned and Neglected
I once moved many peopleMoved them here and thereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 