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Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers

Here is a fact (may surprise you) The feathers of a pigeon weigh more Than bones which do make up said pigeon Of which, my flock, there’s more than four You’re right Poet DonI counted five in my dissection class…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets Society (and an expert in pigeon trivia).We areContinue reading “Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers”

Poet Don Addresses his Flock

Ah, my flock, my followers Keep on procreating I’ll save you from the big bad wolf (Your numbers help my ratings) Baa… Poet Don is experimenting with a new breeding technique to increase his flock. The theory is laughter helps them go out and do their thing and bring back more sheep. A novel approach.Continue reading “Poet Don Addresses his Flock”

Poet Don Q&A on First ATM User

Here’s a question for you My followers (faithful all) (Yes Poet Don?…) Who was the first in the world to use Our ATM hole-in-the-wall ? (mumble..mumble…) (more mumble…mumble…) We give up…. Actor Reg Varney (On the Buses 1967)STAN!!! GET THAT BUS OUT!!!….. Golly gosh Poet Don, You are a goldmine of information…. Thankyou….

Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day

You all enjoy your honey ? (Yes Poet Don….) Must keep your eyes on ground You wouldn’t want to step on it As it goes walking round (blank looks all round….) Today is 10th July, yes?… Yes Poet Don…. Well today is ‘Don’t Step on a Bee Day’…. Oooh… His little flock of followers depart,Continue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day”

The Continuing Creation of Poet Don

I rhyme for my amusement Creating Poet Don He’s not like other poets Here one day, next day gone A character, he’s part of me A mouthpiece for my mind Witty, clever sometimes dumb But also very kind Keep up the good work PD….. Thankyou. I have a nice muse. He looks after me…. ??Continue reading “The Continuing Creation of Poet Don”