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Marilyn

Marilyn was gorgeousGorgeous (oh so nice)But while she was dead gorgeousIt came with such a price Her hair of golden, golden locksRequired continual bleachStriving for the gorgeousness sheNeeded always reach She had an eat disorderWhich gave her so much strife(Not on odd occasions but)She suffered all her life To make her face more ‘cloud-shaped’Under theContinue reading “Marilyn”

I am a Classy Brit

I am a classy Brit I amAttracted by the pressHad lots of plastic surgeryThrough the NHS…. I’m scrumptious……. Have good support from NHS…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have bettermanners than mine). Demanded I postContinue reading “I am a Classy Brit”