Write something incorporating the word ‘reserved’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RESERVED I have reserved this space forTonight, my verse, my odeBut don’t know what to write about? I tried Fan. Sorry…… DM
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Custody
Write something incorporating the word ‘custody’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUSTODY I’m turning all yellow and custodyTurning all yellow and thickI ate too much yellow chick curryIt’s coming up yellow in sick Sorry Fan. It just came out…… DM
Come to Bed
Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Come to bed with me girlFeel my powerful thrustI am irresistibleCome to bed you must I’m sexy…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Emanuelle Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Emanuelle was kinkyInto bondage plusNormally we won’t do thisBut job paid cash (no fuss) Production Notes This was a difficult one for usPerc and I aren’t into bondage Emanuelle brought his bondage partner with himplus other instruments of bondage pleasure It wasContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Emanuelle Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Dispel
Write something incorporating the word ‘dispel’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DISPEL I dis pelYou da potPut my pelIn ya pot Yo Gawd,. I’m deteriorating Fan…… PotPelMa Bel tra la la…… ?? DM
Lenny
Hello? My name’s LennyMy teef are powerfulI feast on yummy fingersPresented by a fool Yum…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Arnold Trio Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Kathy, Floyd and Thelma(What such lovely names)All of them are ArnoldsUs for cover came How nice of them…. Production Notes An interior photoshoot A happy lot they wereJesus loving them all the same Matching blue dresses Studio wardrobe. We photoshopped Floyd’s earsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Arnold Trio Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tizzy
Write something incorporating the word ‘tizzy’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TIZZY Tizzy in Croatian isUzbudenost wot?I am in a tizzy (yep)Whizzy tizzy wot Betcha didn’t know that Fan?…… Whizzy tizzy wot?…… DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Miljus Svetlana Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Miljus was a sweetieWith her klik and klakSaid that if the cover goodShe’d be coming back Production Notes Nuyg outfit Studio wardrobe Klik klak balls Studio warehouseNot often used these ballsMiljus did special tricksWe were perplexed Post Production Notes In appreciation forContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Miljus Svetlana Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Discuss
Write something incorporating the word ‘discuss’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DISCUSS Where I am, we’ve done our dashChristmas day’s done goneDiscuss I am too full of pudWith that rhyme’s now done Burp……… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 