Write something incorporating the word ‘drudgery’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DRUDGERY Drudgery oh drudgeryWhat have you done to me?My ode tonight you’ve made a choreYodel yodel dee Best I could do Fan…… Utter drudgery…… DM
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Yield
Write something incorporating the word ‘yield’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO YIELD By body aches to give himMy body (yield my tits)It gives me tingle tingleTingle all to bits Tingle tingle Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Optics
Write something incorporating the word ‘optics’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OPTICS Optics back is scitpoScitpo scitpo see?How about that DangoDango scitpo see? How about that Fan?…… DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Snurds Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This lovely group of singersSang of the love of GodThey said that names don’t matterWhen sang of love of God Production Notes Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars As founders of the gospel group, Janet and John Snurd only wanted to beContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Snurds Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Promote
Write something incorporating the word ‘promote’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROMOTE My aim is to promoteThe art of being sillySkill and lots of practice neededFor the art of silly Yep Not many can do it Fan…… DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Janet Greene Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Janet she had lovelyLovely tits belowAlso lovely eyes (yep)Eyes above ho ho Production Notes A hot Studio session this onePerc was drooling Concept was Janets Vegies Studio kitchen Post Production Notes We did discover Janet was a singer and not just aContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Janet Greene Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Chet and Dave Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Chet and Dave (The Gospelites)A slight bit funny pairBoth were brothers (also lovers)But had OK hair Production Notes Suit and tie Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars The boys wanted their tooth gaps highlighted Photographer Perc managed to get enchantingContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Chet and Dave Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Description
Write something incorporating the word ‘description’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DESCRIPTION What sort of descriptionOn odes you put, what?What sort of description?Just old tommy rot How rude Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fetish
Write something incorporating the word ‘fetish’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FETISH I have a fetishAbout high heel spikesEspecially the tall ones10 inch ones (yikes!) Yikes Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Door
Write something incorporating the word ‘door’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DOOR I made of woodI am a doorAttached to jambOne inch from floor I am a floorMy friend the doorSits a-top meBoth me and he… …are buddies Buddies. Floor and door Fan. How nice…… DM
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