Write something incorporating the word ‘defunct’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DEFUNCT My brain is empty. hollowI feel a useless twitI gotta use word de-functI feel a useless git DM
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reduce
Write something incorporating the word ‘reduce’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REDUCE Smanjiti means to cut backReduce (yep yep) in CroatMy mind is struggling, emptyCan only think of shoat A young pig…… Well I’ll be…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Destination
Write something incorporating the word ‘destination’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DESTINATION When writing up my odes(Which are always in rhyme)My final destination isThe last line (yep) last line DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Ken Dodd and the Diddymen Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ken, an entertainerSinger to the kidsSupported by his DiddymenSang what children bid Production Notes Chickens Studio chookhouse Photographer Perc succeeded in gettingthat real Ken-Diddyman connectWell done Perc Post Production Notes We found Ken’s Diddymen trolls unsettling but Ken was paying He assuredContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Ken Dodd and the Diddymen Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Impediment
Write something incorporating the word ‘impediment’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPEDIMENT I’m running out of ideasImpediment to rhymesMy brain is giving up on meI’m running out of rhymes DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tepid
Write something incorporating the word ‘tepid’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TEPID Water tepid waterI have a lovely daughterToday my ode is shorter DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Prominent
Write something incorporating the word ‘prominent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROMINENT I’m first in line today. Wow…… My odes are very prominentOften first in lineCos you people wake up lateHere endeth my rhyme DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Police
Write something incorporating the word ‘police’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO POLICE Police in Czech’slovakianIs policie (ie) in CzechMy mind is still el blankoCan only think of grecque An ornament supposed to be of Greek origin,especially a fret or meander……. How’s about that Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Customer
Write something incorporating the word ‘customer’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUSTOMER I’m getting rather desperateRunning out of knowGotta use word customerBrain is shot, no-go DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ricochet
Write something incorporating the word ‘ricochet’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RICOCHET Ricochet means reboundSecond line here goesRicocheting rhyme linesFourth line (yep) here goes Yep…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 