I cannot be without itMy without-fear is realMust have it always with meWithout, great fear I feel You sound in deep trouble…. What do you fear being without my child?…. My mobile phone…. Ah?…a typical case of nomaphobia…. What?…. A fear of being without your phone…. It has become so popular they havenow added yourContinue reading “Doctor Poet Don”
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Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Phone Tower Build
Attention: News scoopNASA builds 4G tower on moondisguised as pine tree Hello? hello? Anyone there? rustle…rustle Must be windy…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Yes Dear
Look at me mummy I’m swimming Yes dear (sounds fun Jen I text) Look at me mummy I’m floating Yes dear ( you moaned having sex!) Mummy I can’t touch the bottom Mummy I’m sinking real fast! Seems I’ve got bit of a problem here Jen I’ll text you back soon as it’s passed DonContinue reading “Yes Dear”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 