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The Nice Inventor

I am a nice inventorInventing for my kidsLatest nice inventionlatest one I did…. We love it dad…… You’re welcome kids…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:aeroplane, humour, kids, poetry, toys6 Comments on The Nice Inventor

Conan O’Brien

“Just taught my kids about taxesby eating 38% of their icecream” Conan O’BrienUS TV host

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 31, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:conan o'brien, icecream, kids, quote, taxes1 Comment on Conan O’Brien

I’m Gonna Be a Racing Driver. Yay!

I’m gonna be a driverRacing round the trackPractising my driving skillsWatch me do this trick…. You alright son?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 16, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, kids, poetry, racing driver, toy car1 Comment on I’m Gonna Be a Racing Driver. Yay!

The London Museum

The London Museum has thought ofKids who all come through their doorWhen needing to wash all their handsAt various heights from the floor…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 19, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, kids, london museum, poetry, taps, washing hands2 Comments on The London Museum

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