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Feet Science

If you test the depth of water Do yourself a treat Don’t forget the science involved And test it with both feet Don MatthewsJune 2020

Just finished my nice coffee Foam collapsed inside (Thought this might just interest you) My observation side A true poet…. Just finished reading paper (64 today) No it’s not my birthday Pages read, OK? Amazing! poet… I’m full of bright ideas today Coffee, paper, yep Fired up for my posting spin Watch out Johnny DeppContinue reading “My Coffee’s Just Inspired Me”

Poet Don Report for Monday

I’m sitting in a cafe Cappuccino yum Reading morning paper Sitting on my bum End of report PD

I Got Trouble. My Intestine Gets in the Way

I’m just a poor struggle-ing poet I know I’ve got it down below The trouble, gets caught on my intestine My metaphors get stuck and can’t show I’m told I do well writing nonsense A genre few bloggers blog on I bought training books from the op shop To build up my knowledge upon YouContinue reading “I Got Trouble. My Intestine Gets in the Way”

The Finker

I am a fervent finker What are you finking ’bout? At present I am all finked out My head is full of nowt Fear not, I will soon fink somefing To make your here worfwhile Then please be quick with finking it I need to get mobile Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing roundContinue reading “The Finker”

Fick and Fing

Intellectual Interaction Keeps mind in good nick Oils the neurons (keeps them busy) So you don’t look fick Who said I have to use Right word to say my fing Long as you get my message Ring-a-ding-a-ding Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun

Wondering at Yon Cloud from Yon Distant Tree

I wondered (lonely) at yon cloud From yon distant tree Then all a’sudden, vanish?, poof! Well I’ll be, bugger me… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun

Head-Empty. My New Career Possibility

I like writing poems ’bout nothing Cos that’s what my head is full of But despite it being empty (and full of) It’s my head that I love truly love I worship the head of Spike Milligan Whose head was far emptier than mine I’m sure there’s a career in head-empty Be famous like SpikeContinue reading “Head-Empty. My New Career Possibility”

I Know My Nursery Stuff I Do

I am an expert rhymer I know my nursery stuff Jack climbed the hill (forgot the pail) What ’bout his other half? Who? Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun

Linda and Dave

Sorry, Linda/Dave not here Leave message after tone If it’s re outstanding debt Leave message before tone Thankyou Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun