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Silly

You may think I am sillySpike M was silly tooWe’re both well educatedCock-a-doodle-doo Wot?…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 8, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, silly, spike milligan6 Comments on Silly

Stan Travels to Mexico in Search of Work

Being a top painterStan went and took a hikeDown to sunny MexicoAnd found work he did like…. Go Stan….. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021June 11, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:humour, mexico, poetry, street painting4 Comments on Stan Travels to Mexico in Search of Work

I am a Happy DJ

I am a happy djConscious don’t make firesHave my cables bundled neatCabled neatly, wires…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:disc jockey, electric cables, humour, poetry9 Comments on I am a Happy DJ

Space Junk, Thunk

Flying round earth are 100And 30 million pieces of space junkDropped toolbag, dead satellites, frozen urineWhich on satellites would go more than thunk Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, satellites, space junkLeave a comment on Space Junk, Thunk

Normal Day in Portugal

Normal day in PortugalWith the familyShifting furniture aroundJust scroll down to see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:family, furniture, humour, poetry, portugal3 Comments on Normal Day in Portugal

Have Job to do on Ceiling

Have job to do on ceilingLike playing on the edgeHave job to to on ceilingMy ladder for a ledge…. One of Stan’s trainees…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry, safety fail8 Comments on Have Job to do on Ceiling

Happy Little Graffiter

I wanna do graffitiAnd have my little sayI gotta nice long ladderWill sign my ‘fitti ‘A’ For ‘Angry’…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:graffiti, humour, ladder, poetry2 Comments on Happy Little Graffiter

Stan Cleans His Mixer

Cementing, when I’ve finishedMy mixer I must cleanEvery little cornerCorner where it’s been…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:cement mixer, humour, poetry, safety fail3 Comments on Stan Cleans His Mixer

Stan and Perc are Jumpers

Stan and Perc are buddiesLike to have good timesLike jumping offa buildings(Providing me with rhymes)….. Hello?….. You OK Perc?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 4, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:bungee jump, humour, poetry, workmenLeave a comment on Stan and Perc are Jumpers

Charging the Electric car

I’m always safety consciousWhen car is on the chargeWater/power must never mixIf car be small or large……. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 4, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:charging, electic car, humour, poetry, safety fail5 Comments on Charging the Electric car

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