humour – Page 31 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Derelict

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘derelict’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DERELICT Sunday’s come around againDespite my day of restI gotta use word derelictSo there, I done my best DM

Rocket

Lit myself a rocketWent off with a boomTook off unexpectedEntered someone’s room Scroll down… DM

Reverse

Mummy I’m in troubleI am in reverseI don’t know what is happeningWhy am I in reverse? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Deprive

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘deprive’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DEPRIVE Deprive (yep yep) said backwardsIs prive (yep yep yep) deI’m thinking up a last lineI’m thinking up (yep) cree The Algonquian languagespoken by the Cree people…… Well I’ll be…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Refine

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘refine’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REFINE I’m running out of ideasRunning out of funkI gotta use word refineMy head has all gone clunk DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Conference

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘conference’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CONFERENCE The challenge word is conferenceSynonym word is talkMy head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of bork To misconfigure, break, or damage,especially a computer or other complex device…… How’s about that…… DM

Bad to Worse

My day has turned real shittyIt’s gone from bad to worseJust wanted to go tentingIt’s gone from bad to worse Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Lurch

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘lurch’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LURCH Whatever am I doingWhat a waste of timeLurch the word I gotta useWhat a nonsense rhyme DM

Bradley

Hello? my name’s BradleyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Specious

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘specious’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPECIOUS The challenge for today isSpecious yes it isI’m thinking up a last lineI’m thinking up a swizz A swindle, disappointment……. How’s about that…… DM