Get in nice and early folksLand is going cheap‘Fore the glitz and glitterYour chance to make a heap…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greggie Kendrick (poor kid)Wanted cover showingThat he had been interfered withShowing he’d been touched Production Notes Greggie put on a real ‘I’ve been interfered with’ lookPoor kid. Look how weak-framed he is said Perc Post Production Notes After surviving his ‘being touched’ experiencehe sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job”
What a Lovely Day Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in the carYou’re slowing dear. Why is that?…. Good heavens, what is he doing dear?…… I think he saw a bird do it…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Peter Twist Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Peter was a pastorTaught the word of GodWanted a nice coverShowing latest sweater Which we did…. Post Production Notes We were truly dazzled by Peter’s sweater And he knitted it himself God shone on him Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Don MatthewsOctober 2021
You’re Not Measuring Up Doris
Now missy you are pushing thingsA tad bit past the rulesI’ll have to ask you change itBefore you enter pool…. Just pull it down Doris…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Timmy
We had a bit of troubleIn the tiger cageTimmy lost his whatsitIn a fit of rage…. Poor Timmy…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bird
What a lovely day this isA new path just for meNo sign to say don’t walk on hereOr none that I can see…. What’s he yelling at?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Plastic and Green
They made me out of plasticPainted me bright greenPut me in a galleryWhere I am proudly seen People come to see meFrom miles and miles aroundBut wish as I do sit hereThey would have used paint brown But really I should not complainWhen all is done and saidI have a tail and two strong legsAContinue reading “Plastic and Green”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Aaron Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Aaron he was Finnish(What a lovely name)Knowing of our cover fameSo to us he came Thankyou Aaron…… Production Notes He wanted the serious look hence the pipe We thought the flowers (Studio garden) a nice touch Post Production Notes He sent us a thankyou andContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Aaron Job”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Venita, Adele and Rodney Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc I’d rather have Jesus than daddyDaddy is Rodney (on right)Venita, Adele do not want himRodney, tough luck, you miss out Production Notes We tried to make the girls look happy but to no availMaybe Jesus isn’t the answer Post Production Notes We felt sorry forContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Venita, Adele and Rodney Job”