A lovely sandwich dearThankyou for making itThe vino also lovelyThis fence is lovely…shit It does say ‘electric fence’ dear …… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Tomatoes
I love little tomatoesHalf-cut (and juicy red)I cut each individually Just joking……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Where Did Priscilla Get Her Impeccable Manners?
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I learnt from my grandmotherManners for a catPassed down to my motherTo me (where I’m at)…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Love or Fear?
Whatever is this strangerDoing a-round here ?Friend or foe? shake hands? run ‘way?Should I love or fear?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Jim Post Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc We talked about a coverWith Jim and Perc and meDecided on an outdoor shootResult now which you’ll see Production Notes Attached garden hose to shower headJim said it was a bit cold Post Production Notes Jim is much older now but is still doing theroundsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Jim Post Job”
Priscilla Goes Dining
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m sitting in the restaurantWaiting for my wineOthers do all have theirsWaiter where is mine?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Squeezing
Squeeze it inSqueeze it outTell me what it’sAll about? Dunno?…. Shit, is it alive?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Ferris Wheel
I am a happy ferris wheelModern, up to dateRound and round and round I goHappy to rotate…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Currie Bothers (Shergal and Farkey) Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Currie boysLovely ladsBrought alongTheir lovely dad How nice?…. Production Notes Smiles were all natural. Don’t they look sweet? We thought the pants (Studio wardrobe) brightened up the drab top Post Production Notes Shergal and Farkey’s dad was very happy with the resultHot stuff was hisContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Currie Bothers (Shergal and Farkey) Job”
2002 Singapore Million Dollar Duck Race
I was a rubber duckyCompeting in this raceHad practised hard for agesIn bath, to up my pace I came 100th…… 1000’s of ducks got in my way…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/2509455.stm