We’ve just been off to KFCThey do a special dealA free necklace they give you whenYou buy more than one meal…. I love it…… Keep it away from the dog dear…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. Hunky. dory, sweet……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Hank and the Pretty Boy Choir Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Another lot knocked on our doorKeen to Rapture onHandsome Hank with Pretty Boys (One of them was John) And Ron…….no Don Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc thought food spread would encourage smiles. Seemed to work Hank is the handsome oneContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Hank and the Pretty Boy Choir Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hospital
Write something incorporating the word ‘hospital’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HOSPITAL I’m double dosed and boostedBut still felt rather oddSo took myself to hospitalTo check my anti-bod They said I got no anti-bods Fan…… Doctor had no explanation…… Said not to worry, I’ll survive…….. ToughContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hospital”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook
Write something incorporating the word ‘handbook’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO HANDBOOK To guide our favourite hussiesA handbook I have writMust be on street at 2amPiping hussy-fit You know how Trixx keeps complaining about her spikes Fan?…… It’s in theContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook”
Orangutan Online Dating Service
Netherlands zoo encourages orangutans to choose online dating partners You look sexy LolaWill you with me bed?Zoo will fund our fun timeWe can bed then wed…. Quick, fly Ollie down while he’s still hot…… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400719/Dutch-zoo-introduces-online-dating-lovelorn-orangutans.html Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Troubles Architect
The architect designed for meA house up in the trees, butI struggle getting up thereWith bags of groceries…. Done. Next challenge?…… Where’s the lift?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Variation
Write something incorporating the word ‘variation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VARIATION A great variationI see in protrusionsWhich makes viewing interestingWhich is my conclusion Gravestones…… What?…… DM
Stan Installs Urinals
I put in some new urinalsJust the other dayAlso one for those who like toPiss the other way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Builds Stairs with a Difference for Clients
We wanted stairs quite differentDifferent to the restMust be safe and steppableStan did his very best…. We are sorry to report the client fell down on their first trial run.Broke a leg. And arm. Stan can’t work out why…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 