We need to decorate theDisabled toilet stallBrighten up the usersDecorate the wall…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Image
Write something incorporating the word ‘image’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMAGE Image me there minterOn reverse of coinImage me in bas reliefMake me happy, foin They threw me out the door Fan?……. I tried….. DM
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ho Insurance
This asset is quite valuableI must protect it soHave taken out insuranceOrganized, all go…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shoes
I saw them in the shoe shopPaid a heap of cashGot them home, discoveredWith all my clothes they clash…. Bother…….but I do love them Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Copyright
Write something incorporating the word ‘copyright’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COPYRIGHT Is it copyrightOr is it copywrongDare I go and post itIf it’s copywrong? Nah, Why not? What the heck Fan…… DM
Allen Key
Went and bought an AllenKey (needed for bike)Found just what I wantedFitted slot just right…. Needed for ebikes too Fan. Enquire at nearest Allen Key shop …… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Eels
We bought some eels for dinnerThrew them on the wokSurprised at their reaction Left us both in shock…. Did we do something wrong dear?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Does Another Advertising Job
The 9 store they wanted a front signI thought yep, I’ll give this a whirlI know exactly where I can place itComplete with an 9-loving girl…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Sweater
I bought myself a sweaterSweater which I worePeople kept on staringWhat they staring for?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 