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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tasteful

Write something incorporating the word ‘tasteful’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TASTEFUL I have a tasteful implantIn my upper thirdBrass-tattoo’d titaniumIn my favourite bird Kookaburra…… Betcha can’t better this Fan…… Oh? Nothing wrong with plain toof-like implants…… No offence toof…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Swift

Write something incorporating the word ‘swift’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWIFT I’m Jonafon Swift-SwiffleyI’m in the upper classI think I’m really beautifulOthers, up my arse Why?…… I fink Jonafon’s got a problem Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Raise

Write something incorporating the word ‘raise’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RAISE As I now get olderIt’s getting hard to raiseMuscles lost their energyleft me in a faze Gym has agreed to lower weights…. They took pity on me…… Isn’t that nice Fan……… What other raiseContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Raise”