Write something incorporating the word ‘slur’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLUR Slur backSays rulsWhatta loadLoad of bull Yep, ‘Ruls’ is a word Fan……. RULS Revised UCLA Loneliness Scale…… I keep up with my etymology……..(not to look a fool) DM
Tag Archives: humour
Watch the Little Duckies
Watch the little duckiesQuack quack quackDuckies going upDuckies coming back…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Dual Purpose
I went and bought this thingWhich helps me do two thingsOne on shoulder one on feetRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Museum of Modern Trash
Welcome to the MuseumMuseum of Modern TrashBring your favoured rubbishAnd we will swap for cash…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Fame
I’ve made me a tapeAnd headed for fameShows I real skillfulMight do it again…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
The Chase
Seems I can’tOutrun itLook out mateLook out. Shit!…. I’m just having a bit of fun…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Virgie White Job
Stan runs a successful business designing record album covers helped by his assistant Perc Virgie , what a nice name(Short for viginal)White and pure was VirgieA sweet and chubby girl Production Notes Hair – Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Bible – Studio religious cupboard Post Production Notes Virgie contacted us to say He did finallyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Virgie White Job”
Spring
I am a springA giant one at thatWatch how I’m madeHow about dat…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralphy Loves His Walkies
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralphy loves his walkiesWe go out every dayWalking, happy, RalphyHappy, bouncing, gay…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Priscilla and Baby
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Hello pussyYou’re so fast….. Where you gone?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022