When searching for Mars in your telescopeA special uniform does work bestThe Martians appreciate this attentionJust look in a sky lunar west…. With luck they’ll wave back at you…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: humour
World Naked Gardening Day May 7
I joined with people round the worldDangling in the daisiesBum exposed to butterfliesFrolicking with Mazie I look forward to next May 7…… Don MatthewsMay 7 2022
Fashion – Forward Kodi
Kodi Smit-McPhee you seeOn the carpet red is heFashion-forward leather glovesKodi Kodi we luv thee…. Gloves like rubber variety for washing dishes…….. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s New Job in Charge of Signs
I’ve got myself a new jobCEO of SignsI know just what the job entailsEverything is fine…. I know what I’m on about……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Hide the Evidence
Damn I’ve gone and spilt itOn my girlfriend’s bagQuick, remove the evidence…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Red Carpet
We’re posing on the redCarpet looking cuteDecked out in latest fashionDress on she, me suit…… I wanna suit like that dear…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Lemon Squash
I want a lemon squashWhich button do I press?So many here to choose fromI’ll press this one I guess…. What ?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
New Rules of Wrestling
The rules of wrestling are changingThe rules now incorporate painThe sport is adapting/improvingNo matter what attire is worn…. Pain (and inspection of) now allowed anywhere…. Don Matthews2022
Hanging on to Nipples
Hanging on to nipplesHanging on just rightNipples joined to boobiesHanging on real tight…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s got a Truck Problem
Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 