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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Latest

Write something incorporating the word ‘latest’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LATEST 1st line latest2nd line meditatist3rd line straightest3rd line greatest Meditatist : One who is given to meditation…… My greatest rhyme…… DM

Woger Wabbit

Hello? I’m Woger WabbitWoger with a wuhTeef I have and ears as wellWoger with a wuh DM

McDonalds

Wanted me a burgerFanta in a tinWent to see McDonaldsVisited drive-in DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Gather

Write something incorporating the word ‘gather’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GATHER I gotta use word gatherGather is the wordThis challenge is too difficultThis challenge is absurd DM

Fishing with Chuck

Going fishingWith friend ChuckBloody hell ChuckWtf? Shit. Lightening strike Chuck? You OK?…… DM

Useless Toy

Hello? I’m your useless toyMade in ItalyHome of all the useless toysJust scroll down and see DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pastor Francis Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis was a pastorClued up on all sexAdvising all the parentsHow to explain sex Production Notes Photographer Perc got that nice I-know-all-about-sex look Well done Perc Post Production Notes Praise the Lord Francis We hope you sell lots of records DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Immature

Write something incorporating the word ‘immature’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMMATURE Word today is immatureAntonym matureMy head is still el blankoCan only think adjure Ask for or request earnestly…… How’s about that…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Brink

Write something incorporating the word ‘brink’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BRINK My head is on the brink ofBrink of writing odeMy head is useless, emptyCan only think of brode Alternative form of broddle. To poke; to pierce…… How’s about that?…… DM

Jasmine

Hello? my name’s JasmineJasmine with a JI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM