humour – Page 13 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Sourdough

Got myself some sourdoughSourdough useful thingSaw it on the TVRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Shoes

Bought myself some shoesDouble up as flippersShould prove very usefulRed or blue or black Yep…… Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Approval

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘approval’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO APPROVAL Sunday’s come around againDespite my day of restGotta use approvalThere, I done my best DM

DVD Rewinder

DVD rewinderWhat a useful thingGotta go and get oneRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Bernard Water

Bernard WaterDehydratedChill and serveRehydrated Scroll down… DM

Proper Like

Trained my birdProper likeObeys me alwaysProper like Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Knife

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘knife’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO KNIFE (Yep) today is ThursdayKnife, this ode is basedFingers round the keyboardRound the keyboard raced DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Tongue

I love my tongueMy tongue loves meTogether we Will always be Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Surgery

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘surgery Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SURGERY (Yep) today is TuesdayI’m inna state of stressI gotta use word surgeryMy head is in a mess DM