humour – Page 10 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Vagabond

Write something incorporating the word ‘vagabond’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VAGABOND I’m getting rather desperateI’m running out of knowI gotta use word vagabondMy head is shot, no-go DM

Fridge

Bought myself a fridgeBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myself Scroll down… DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Retain

Write something incorporating the word ‘retain’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RETAIN Yep today is SundayDespite my day of restI gotta use the word retainThere, I done my best DM

Miffy

I am a catWhat’s that I seeRising upIn front of me? Scroll down… What did I see(I am a cat)Go up the bottleShit what is that? DM

Cat

OK you think I’m funnyOK you think I’m beautI think you’re an idiotDespite you think I’m cute Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Empire

Write something incorporating the word ’empire’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EMPIRE Today’s word yep is empire9pm’s my timeWhat a load of nonsenseWhat a silly rhyme DM

Dilbert

Hello? my name’s DilbertHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Bear

Watcha doing mummyWatcha doing thereTrying watcha doingTrying down to tear? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Advice

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘advice’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ADVICE Advice (yep yep) slash questionAntonym this timeWhat a lot of nonsenseWhat a silly rhyme DM