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Rock

I went to find a rockSo looked up all the rulesI found one was so happyThankyou thankyou rules Thankyou. I had lotsa fun…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:funeral, humour, poetry, rhyme, rock, rules1 Comment on Rock

Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help

I run a thriving businessUsing bodies (dead)Do not go getting vaccinatedThink of me instead I’m gonna start a Think of Stan Campaign…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2022Posted inCovidTags:antivaxxers, Covid, funeral, humour, poetry, stan, vaccination1 Comment on Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help

Funeral Bungle

True story Two men died the same dayIn coffins (same) were laidPlaques with names were then attachedAt services they all prayed A Sydney funeral director has apologised after a shocking burial mixup.Plaques were placed on the wrong coffin. When the funeral service finished the lid was lifted for viewing….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 15, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:funeral, poetry10 Comments on Funeral Bungle

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