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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (fan)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:fanLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (fan)

Jeez

I bought myself a new fan(On couch I’d just laid down)To feel the nice cool breezes Wafting round and round…. My mum she in did hurryI leapt off couch quick prontoThe cat went into spasmsWhich way to go did not know Don MatthewsJune 2022 Poor cat. This was not Priscilla……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, fan, humour, poetry2 Comments on Jeez

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Whatever it is that hits the fanwill not be evenly distributed

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 16, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:fan, quote, shit1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Operating Instructions

Some people are quite simpleSimple, not too brightSo on our strings to operateWe labelled fan or light……. The fan is the other one dear…. Issit?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:fan, humour, instructions, poetryLeave a comment on Operating Instructions

Cilla Likes to Watch Things

Cilla likes to watch thingsGo round and round and roundGetting slowly mesmerized byWhat goes round and round……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 12, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, UncategorizedTags:cat, fan, poetry8 Comments on Cilla Likes to Watch Things

Any Ideas Boss?

We got a little problemWith the fan blades bossIdeas how to fix it?Need solution cos Thanks boss….. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 7, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:bosses, DESIGN FAILS, fan2 Comments on Any Ideas Boss?

Fan for Sale

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Fan for Sale 15 in diameter 3 speed It will oscillate if you Walk in a circle around it Don MatthewsSeptember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 28, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:fan, humour1 Comment on Fan for Sale

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