“I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it’s a very poor scheme for survival” Kurt VonnegutUS author
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Kurt Vonnegut
“Human beings will be happier – not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That’s my utopia” Kurt VonnegutUS author
Kurt Vonnegut
“Science is magic that works” Kurt VonnegutUS author
Kurt Vonnegut
“Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” Kurt VonnegutUS author
Not Impressed
You might think it’s funny I’m not impressedEnjoy what is leftI’m leaving, I’m pissed Can’t she take a joke?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Ships
Sitting by the riverWatching ships go byWhat a lovely afternoonWatching ships go by….. That ship seems to be in trouble dear?……….. NEWS :Severely drunk Russian Captain tries to escape after plowing cargo ship into a Korean bridge Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Catering for Me. At Last
I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Darynda Jones
“Life isn’t a fairytale.If you lose a shoe at midnight you’re drunk” Darynda JonesUS author
Guest Poet – Joel Doetsh
Drunk left footright footleft footleft foot. Face. Joel Droetsh
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Going to work naked diverts attention from the factthat you also came to work drunk
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 