Sorry Ralph, get lostThis chair I’m on is mineWas mine before you even came(Stuck how to end last line…) Sorry …. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: dog
Ralph’s Practicing for the Circus (as is Priscilla)
Ralph learnt of Priscilla’sHeed for the circus callNot wishing to be left outHe’s taken up the ball….. He’s making good progress…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Be Patient and Wait Ralph
We built a flap for CillaThrough it she neatly fitsWhen Ralph he wants to come insideHe needs to wait and sit For the door to be opened…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Whimper Whimper
Been doing this to RalphSince he was a pupWhimper whimper give me moreAlways laps it up……… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
My Doggie and Me
My doggie won a ribbonAt a doggie showAnd when we both were photographedMy dog said bow wow….. Don’t we look nice?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Catch Cilla
Here’s some cheese Ralph (well caught mate)Cilla, now your turnTaken lessons, yep, from RalphYou’ve still got more to learn……… Good try Cilla…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Ring Ring, Hello My Darlings
Liberace, pianistWhen away from homeMissed his dogs so dearlyRang them up on phone Hello my darlings…missing me?… Woof woof…. Is the butler giving you lots of cuddles?… Woof woof… I’ll be home soon… Woof… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Could You Please Do Something With Priscilla
Priscilla won’t move, let me inI’ve been standing out here for an hourCould you please train her to be more givingShe’s really exerting far too much power Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Get Out My Way Cat
I want to go upstairs, butPriscilla’s in the wayCome on cat, move your bodyMove, do what say……. grrrrrrr… meow ….get lost Ralph Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
TV Is Having a Bad Effect on Priscilla
Cilla has been watchingWatching on TVToo much crime and violenceResult you now can see…… I’m gonna have to restrict her viewing times…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 