cows – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Melvin and Maurice

Hello? my name’s MelvinMaurice here’s my mateBoth we say hello to youMelvin, Maurice mates Scroll down… Our other mates are in the distance…… DM

Round and Round

Round and round’sA game we playWhen it turns nightAt end of day…. Enjoying Spin the Moo at dusk…… Daisy 6th on the left…… Daisy top milker…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Spring

Spring has sprungCows drop dungBulls well-hungWhat the fung? clap….clap…..clap Thankyou…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Why Is It Not Working Daddy?

I’m doing what my daddy saidHow it should be doneWhy is it not working?He said it’s lots of fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Cows in North Siberia

Cows in North Siberia(Who’s milk is milked, then sold)Wear wooly bras on uddersTo stop them getting cold Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Poet Don Asks a Thinking-Outside-The-Box Question to the Class

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don runs the FCS Childrens Education UnitHe is devoted to giving the children a firm grounding for their journey in lifeThe kiddies all love him Hands up all those who like thinking-outside-the-box questions?…. Only you Johnny? (our clever one…..others looking all blank…) What goesContinue reading “Poet Don Asks a Thinking-Outside-The-Box Question to the Class”

Poet Don on the Olfactory System of Cows

Cows which are lowing in meadows Chewing their cud day by day Can smell smells around in their airstream Emanating nine kilometres away Well I’ll be….