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Roll It

Roll it hereRoll it thereRoll it back/forthEverywhere Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cooking, flour, humour, poetry, rhyme, rolling pin3 Comments on Roll It

Eels

We bought some eels for dinnerThrew them on the wokSurprised at their reaction Left us both in shock…. Did we do something wrong dear?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cooking, eels, humour, poetry3 Comments on Eels

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

I love cooking with wine.Sometimes I even put it in the food

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 9, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:cooking, quote, wine1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Selfie of Me and My Latest Meal

I gotta take a selfieWith every meal I cookPost it up on FacebookFor all my friends to look Looks yummy Shari….. Cool tat you’re wearing….. “It feels like life isn’t real anymoreunless you’ve photographed and shared it” (Human behaviour in the digital age) Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 18, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:cooking, humour, poetry, selfie, social media8 Comments on Selfie of Me and My Latest Meal

Choice Priscilla

Just popped out for a secondTea was cooking niceReturned to find PriscillaDid not realise was rice Choice Priscilla…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2020Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cats, cooking6 Comments on Choice Priscilla

From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs

A computer cannot cook an omelette even if asked politely

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:computer, cooking, eggs, omelette5 Comments on From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs

Learner Cooker

Just started learning cookingIn love with it I fellMy first attempt at cookingI think I went quite well Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 23, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:cooking, kitchen1 Comment on Learner Cooker

I Am An Expert Hotdog Cooker

I am an expert cookerHot dogs I do bestWhen look just right I turn off gasAnd leave for 2 min rest To fully cook and bring out flavour…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:cooking, hotdog5 Comments on I Am An Expert Hotdog Cooker

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