child – Page 5 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Johnny and his Red Car

It’s nice here with my daddyIn my nice red carWatching all the passers-byPassing near and far Daddy, there’s another red car like mine…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Johnny

I wanna pee in froggieCan I mummy? Please?I wanna pee in green oneCan I mummy? Please? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Eye on the Ball

Important to keepYour eye on the ballDon’t get distractedKeep eye on the ball Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Seat

I’m practicing my sittingSitting on a seatOh there you are (I’m backing in)Now seat and I do meet Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Come to Daddy

Come to daddy darlingCome for nice big hugDarling you’ve now gone and madeDaddy look a mug Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

They Showed Me How To Do It

They showed me how to do itSaid go and practice itI’ve tried and tried so many timesNo luck, I give up, shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

I’ve Got a Clever Dad

I’ve got a clever dad I haveHe helps me on the swingGiving lots of energyRing-a-ding-a-ding You clever dad…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Children

Children have a right toAgree or disagreeShow their feelings with no fussAlso quietly…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Football Daddy

Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

So Tired

Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022