I am a little duckThey left me in the carThe temperature got hotAnd now I’m like I are…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: car
Ralph Watches His Master Leave
Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Little Problem
We got a little problemSomething’s going wrongNothing to be worried ’boutSing a happy song…. Definitely not Australian. We’re not that silly…… I believe that’s the wife looking on…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
My Car and Snow Experience
The blizzard was horrendousCovered everythingWent to get car after meltRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Stan on snowplough duty?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Damn, Get Out, Inspect
I’ve just gone hit another carDamn, get out, inspectShit, what’s happening to my car?…. Nothing to laugh about here…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
This Car is Very Different
This car is very differentDifferent from the restJust out of manufactureDoing start-out test…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Lounge
If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd
Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Audi
Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Changes the Engine Oil
I gotta change the engine oilPour in (glug glug) all goneHang on something don’t seem rightWhat is going on?…. Oil, not refrigerant idiot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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