Poems in the pipeline Queued up in my mind Waiting for deliverance Poems of all kind Poems in the pipe line Queued up on my drive Dissemination waiting On screen to arrive Poems in the pipeline Queued up, out of sight Slow down mind you’re racing To get up on site Just be patient poemsContinue reading “Poems in the Pipeline”
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My Phone’s Playing Up
Funny? Hasn’t done this before? Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to divide by zero? Then again it maybe having a rough time in quarantine too… Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Our Idiot Cat
Priscilla our cat is an idiot She thought she would go climb a tree Did not think it through before starting And yes, to the rescue came me I climbed up the ladder to rescue Our idiot cat and take down I just got within one arm’s distance She took off and leapt to theContinue reading “Priscilla Our Idiot Cat”
Green Onion Flavour Cereal
Am having bubbles (rice) for brekkie Snap, crackle, pop (can hear) Green onion flavour ones are now On sale in South Korea Chex actually … Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Vibrated in my Pocket
I never answer cell phone Driving in my car Vibrated in my pocket All a bit bizarre? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
I Want Election Results Now. Tonight
As President of USA I want, demand to see Results on night of election When people vote for me You tried election date to change Despite law saying nay Which also says we’re not required to Give results same day Trump you are an idiot Of the first degree As soon as you are goneContinue reading “I Want Election Results Now. Tonight”
Your Pizza is on it’s Way
Rang up and ordered pizza I asked when would arrive The pizza man said pretty quick Will be to you in five Follow Mamadou on the tracker Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Choosing the Burial Site
Where would you like to be buried dear? When you depart from here I really haven’t given this much thought dear Surprise me and pick anywhere Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Asked of comedian Bob Hope by his wife
Ben and Jerry’s New Icecream Flavour
Ben and Jerry’s Icecream Great new flavour yum Orange juice with toothpaste chunks Minty fresh (ho hum) Brush your teeth with icecream Thankyou Jerry Ben No more toothbrush silly stuff Icecream them, amen Don MatthewsJuly 2020
We Have a Visitor Nemo
Man plunges into Sydney Zoo aquarium in underwear. Startled fish dart away (who wouldn’t?). Zoo management unimpressed. .Police investigating Good heavens, a new fish has joined us To share in our aqueous abode My fishy friends darting (all startled) What’s that on it’s bottom is growed? New fish friend he videod the plungement Exclaiming shitContinue reading “We Have a Visitor Nemo”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 