Uncategorized – Page 38 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Accidents

Accidents can happenTo you and also meWhen you least expect themScroll down look and see DM

Waiting for my wifeShopping in the storeGetting rather boredLooking at the floor Scroll down… DM

Bought myself a fridgeBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myself Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

I am a catWhat’s that I seeRising upIn front of me? Scroll down… What did I see(I am a cat)Go up the bottleShit what is that? DM

Peaceful at the dock it layPeaceful in the seaSuddenly from nowhere (yikes!)Scroll down have looksee DM

OK you think I’m funnyOK you think I’m beautI think you’re an idiotDespite you think I’m cute Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s DilbertHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Watcha doing mummyWatcha doing thereTrying watcha doingTrying down to tear? Scroll down… DM