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Went to the floristGot me a roseAlso a haircutYep, there ya go’sScroll down… DM

OK you think I’m funnyOK you think I’m beautI think you’re an idiotDespite you think I’m cuteScroll down… DM

I declare the building openOn this special dayPut your hands togetherDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down.. . DM

Watch where you are goingWhat’s in front I saidIn your blue (yep) helmetWatch what’s up ahead Scroll down… Shit, you ok son?…… DM

Trash left from a mealtimeLeft just anywhereAbandoned and forgottenNo-one seems to careScroll down… DM

Mummy taught me how toSuck coke up through a strawPracticing the method (yep)Sucking up some moreScroll down… DM

We’re supermarket trolleysLeft just anywhereAbandoned and forgottenNo-one seems to care Scroll down… DM

Riding in the waterBeing kinda coolI’m a clever dick I amClever dick, I’m cool Scroll down… DM

My husband’s in the ceilingIn the ceiling, heLooking round the atticScroll down have looksee DM

Full of pomp and splendourPulling on the ropeCelebrating victoryFull of pomp and hope Scroll down… DM