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Anagramming Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio can be anagrammed Like many when played with for a while In this case it’s two different opposites Two opposites ‘Paranoid or docile’ You can anagram my name only if it’s nice…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Reminiscing on Hit Parades

Good morning my flock… Good morning Poet Don…. Hands up all those who like listening to records?…. (Puzzled looks all round?…) Back in the days of the 50’s (My memory’s now starting to fade) I radio-listened at 6 every night To my favourite half-hour hit parade What did they hit Poet Don?….

I Am a Little Gusher

I am a little gusher Gusher with a G Gushing here and gushing there In my poetry I am a monster stomper Stomper with an S I like to stomp on little gushers STOMP….there’s now one less I am a writer/satirist Writing things to share it Behaviours will attract my pen If your cap fitsContinue reading “I Am a Little Gusher”

Ticky Tacky Boxes

Ticky tacky boxes Built in my hometown Ticky tacky boxes Tack from top right down Ticky tacky boxes Come and buy, they’re great! Ticky tacky boxes Boxes, shit, I hate You have no character, no charm No heartbeat I can hear You’re just an empty shell of sorts A place to park one’s gear DonContinue reading “Ticky Tacky Boxes”

Depp Johnny Me Donny

All I really care about In Aus, is little Donny Don’t give a toss ’bout has-been/was Some little Depp called Johnny In the paper (every day!) He’s on a bender, Johnny Don’t give a toss cos here in Aus It’s me I care ’bout, Donny Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Gross Power Imbalance

Relationships for to survive Demand one vital pin Gross power imbalance never must Ever enter in Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don on Washing with Soap

You don’t hear this no more my flock What do we not now hear?…. Your mummy saying flannel/soap Wash behind your ears My mummy did last night Poet Don…. So did mine…. Poet Don is an expert in current parent/child language.We are honoured to have him with us He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on Washing with Soap”

Helpful Items and their Operating Manuals

One of the rules of being happy? Be wary of helpful items weighing less Less than their operating manuals Which seems to make sense, I do guess Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to English author Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)

Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth

Chinese leader Mao Zedong Dined on yummy roe Never ever brushed his teeth Thought you’d like to know You are a mine of information…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society Reporting on FCS daily, we are privilegedto have him as our news anchorContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth”

And No-One Sheds a Tear

What is lost will never be regainedAnd no-one sheds a tear Trees come down, a 100 years, in minutesAnd no-one sheds a tear Firewood sold by the tonneAnd no-one sheds a tear Fields covered in concrete, and not one cowAnd no-one sheds a tear Houses cover the fieldsAnd no-one sheds a tear Streams dry, creeksContinue reading “And No-One Sheds a Tear”