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New Listerine for Difficult Throats

If your throat is clogged up With junk that’s hard to clean You need the latest product Chunky Listerine Don MatthewsJuly 2020

We Are a Happy Family

I write about Priscilla Poet Don, you too We are a happy family Cock a doodle doo I write about our rooster A manic one at that We are a happy family And dat my friend is dat You may think I am silly I might have lost the plot We are a happy familyContinue reading “We Are a Happy Family”

Poet Don Teaches the Class Alphabet Soup

Eat some yummy alphabet soup In your favourite bowl A’wait a symphony to start A’wait the ‘Movement Vowel’ (blank looks all round…..) (I should have picked something less subtle…..)

Very Nice Priscilla

Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Teaches the Class Division

Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”

I Am Not a Robot

I keep on damn-well telling it Robot not I am It just does not believe me Robot thinks I am Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Sylvain Dornon the Stilt-Walking Baker, Well I’ll Be…

In 1891 five-eight Days, Silvain Dornon Paris/Moscow walked on stilts You’re kidding me, come on?…. I kid you not…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020 http://www.illustratedpast.com/people/Stilt-Walkers/sylvain-dornon.html

Poet Don Teaches the Class Caterpillar Locomotion

Hands up all those who like caterpillars? (Excited sea of hands…) We all know caterpillars Need muscles when they crawl Through the juicy lettuce leaves How many help them haul? (mumble…mumble…) 5?…. Good try Amelia…. Anyone else?…. Yes Johnny?…. 40,000…. Excellent….(smart boy is our Johnny)

Users Security is Important to Us

Security’s important To us at Kinguin Passwords must be very long So hackers can’t get in Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020