Our women’s clothing (Lorna Jane)‘Anti-virus wear’Is sprayed with special ‘LJ Shield’So COVID won’t come near The Australian watchdog is suing Lorna Jane over false unscientific claims https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/legal-action-against-lorna-jane-for-claim-activewear-could-kill-coronavirus/news-story/7bd6b91ad469b3ec6d02b24b4a844a3c Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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Love is Blind
Love is blind –and when you get marriedyou get your eyesight back
Two World Firsts
The World’s First Crossword Puzzle 1913 saw the world’sFirst crossword puzzle inThe New York World newspaper, soWith that, my poem’s fin The World’s First Motel In 1925 in California the first motor hotel (coined ‘motel’ by architect) in the world was built. It closed in 1991 and several buildings were demolished. The tower building (right)Continue reading “Two World Firsts”
Insect Knowledge Gap
We know a lot about insects , butThere’s one thing we can’t claimOf all the species in the worldFour-fifths yet don’t have names Don MatthewsDecember 2020
New Olympic Sport
Breakdancing’s been accepted asA new Olympic sportI think we also should bring back Frog jumping…. Snail racing….. Both UK and Australia have been practising hard for an invitation to compete in the Olympics. While UK holds the world record for racing snails, Australia is streets ahead when it comes to our jumping frogs. Race meetsContinue reading “New Olympic Sport”
Gossip
Just heard a little gossipA little, yes, I knowDespite just being littleA long way it will go Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Yummy Delicious
True story Just been at my friends birthdayParty eating rumBalls, yummy deliciousIn car now eating some…. More What’s this, a roadblock breath test?Blow in here sir, Hello?You’re way above the limitI really didn’t know?…. Given a reduced suspension of 3 mthsand fined minimum amount Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Out Of Control
Humans you are stupidYou should be killing meInstead you show more interest inYour economy I won’t go ‘way until youGet serious with meAnd put on hold until I’m goneYour economy You still go round all tight-packedDespite a Covid planAre you really serious1 metre gap? a sham White House is still crowd-packingDon’t seem that they haveContinue reading “Out Of Control”
Thankyou Priscilla
I’ve been out hunting for a mouseBrought this one home for youFeels different to the usual onesSounds bit rattly too Don MatthewsDecember 2020
But Am I Thus?
I play the foolBut am I thus?The Grammar BoardAbove, scream, cuss Tuff…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 