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Poet Don Gives the Class a Lesson in Beginning English

Today children, we are going to learn some beginners English. Ready?…. Yes Poet Don…. It’s about what happens on the farm…… (All eyes glued on me……perfect) On the farmWe can deduceWhat they doIs produce produce Say after me everyone…. produce/producededuce/doducewe love/orange juice Yay! high fives…. Why are we learning this Johnny?…. (A successful lesson….) DonContinue reading “Poet Don Gives the Class a Lesson in Beginning English”

I’m Fit and Able To Rule Y’all

I’m fit and able to rule y’allWe think you don’t know how to makeSerious, well-balanced decisionsWe think you’re a nutty fruit cake We’re invoking the 25th Amendment. You’re outbut…but……. As poet my words are much strongerHe’s mentally unbalanced to ruleThe people are finally beginningTo realise they’ve been led by a fool Section 4 of theContinue reading “I’m Fit and Able To Rule Y’all”

GIF (Graphic Interchange Format)

This little mini-loopI’ve always said as ‘gif’But from the horses mouth nowI should be saying ‘jif’ Straight from the kangaroo’s mouth…. For those who haven’t met Skip my drinking buddy, the link https://donmatthewspoetry.com/2020/05/17/me-mate-skip/ Steve Wilhite’s name comes up frequently in debate over the pronunciation of the GIF acronym.[4] “The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” WilhiteContinue reading “GIF (Graphic Interchange Format)”

Inflicted With a Killer

After reading of someone who hadjust died of motor neuron disease, MND Inflicted with a killerKnown as MNDDestroying all my musclesDestroying all of me Yes, I could stay negativeBemoan my rotten luckJust give up on livingOn life, say what the fuck But hang on, life’s ’bout living‘Bout family and friendsNo way is it ’bout givingContinue reading “Inflicted With a Killer”