True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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Papers
Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off
Raleigh
I got out my old RaleighCobwebs brushed asideOiled the chain and sprocketsThen took her for a ride Guess you could say I’m a ‘recycler’…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Pigs
Pigs are real nice animalsBelong to genre susFly they will, just really fineIf given e-nough thrust Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Algebra
Relationships are lot likeAlgebra, and why?Ever looked at your XYour X and wondered Y ? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Scrap Mothers Day and Fathers Day
Mothers day needs to be scrappedAnd shifted to a complete different dayAnd called Day Gestational Parent(Where everyone’s happy and gay) Fathers Day also needs scrappingAnd joined with aforesaid Mothers dayTo Gestational/Non-gestational Parent Day(Where all’s also happy and gay) To be replaced with a single day, celebrated on April 1 One of Australia’s leading universities isContinue reading “Scrap Mothers Day and Fathers Day”
Abuse of Women in Australia
One in three women experience physical or sexual abuse.On average one woman is murdered every week by a current or former partner Something is very wrong….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
The Prince and the Partner 1
The Prince and the PartnerRan away to stay saneEscape all the mediaBut at it again Another second-rate AmericanWallis Simpson tried to bringThe British monarchy to it’s knees.She didn’t succeed either Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet
True story (sort’ve) You’ve landed in the wrong place. It’s not a dating site Reginald. Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance…. Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum… Please forgive my boyHe’s seeking love but all this is new to him…… Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand….. I haven’t heard backContinue reading “Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet”
Billy (from Poet Don’s class) and the Moon
I’m riding in our car at nightThe moon above I seeI ask my mummy (driving)Why does it follow me? You’ll need to ask your teacher sweetie…. Yes mummy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 