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Yep Becos

I left my car parked in the streetVery safe, it wasArose next day, looked out, yep safeYep was safe, becos…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft

The theft along with husband, dubbed ‘Bitcom Bonnie and Crypto Clyde’ face up to 25 years in prison if convicted of money laundering. Heather Morgan, aka Raunchy Rapper Razzlekhan aspired to be a top rapper. Raunchy rapper HeatherRap star wants to beVideo she’s just put upPretty shit to see I believe the site has beenContinue reading “World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft”

Waiting at the Slot

I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Tasty Morsel

I’ve seen a tasty morselGone in to pick it upThen turned around to out I goBother, shit, what’s up?…. I’m sure I came in here?….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

MISSING ELEPHANT

Gifted to Bushboy by Fandango Last seen swimming off to who knows where? Answers to the name of Lottie Please check your swimming pool– a tsunami could indicate Lottie Is Lottie is pining and gone looking for love? Did Bushboy forget her favourite peanuts? (Nobbys Nuts her favourite BB) Contact Fandango, Bushboy or FCS ifContinue reading “MISSING ELEPHANT”

Street Sweeper

Oh no here comes the sweeperOn road I’ve done my artI see it disappearingI feel my sinking heart…. Don MatthewsFebruray 2022

Stan Changes the Engine Oil

I gotta change the engine oilPour in (glug glug) all goneHang on something don’t seem rightWhat is going on?…. Oil, not refrigerant idiot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan Demonstrates New Tricks

Stan is going to show usNew tricks in his machineTricks he’s never done beforeTricks we’ve never seen…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning

Stan is so excitedFirst go at cleaning streetHe’s passed his first-time lessonNow into meet and greet…. Yes, it was someone on a motorbike. Sheesh!…… Sadly Stan got fired after this…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Maybe it was fumigating the street? hmmm

Something Went Wrong

Doing job employed to doHumming happy songWhen suddenly from nowhereSomething went bit wrong…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022