Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stan Goes Swimming
I’m getting real excitedTime to take a swimGotta watch my step toClear the concrete rim…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Rihanna Makes Baby/Lingerie Gothic Splash at Paris Dior Fashions
I got the photo angle RiTo show you at your bestDressed all stunning Goth-likeI’m lost for words for rest Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Hay
I bought a load of hayAnd then I took it homeI liked my load of hayCos it was freshly mown…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Squirrel Xing
Our squirrels are bit carelessThey look to suicidePlease slow down be on look outSo far 50 have died…..sorry suicided…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Reader Help Me Out
Reader help me out hereWhat’s on about this sign?I’m really lost for answers…. I get it. Pee in a circle. But why I ask?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Oral Exam
I’m booked in for an oralEx-am on my mouthI think there’s been a mixupUp here belongs my mouth…. Shit, sorry sir. We had you booked in for an anal.Didn’t we Carol?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Elon’s Space Robot Dogs
Patrolling Elon’s rocket placeAre space robotic dogsDo you not believe me?(They’re full of whirring cogs)…. Still don’t believe me?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Flies the Ceremonial Helicopter
They asked me to fly the helicopterFor their special paradeI feel humbled, feel very proudA skill for which I’m made…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tough Luck Don
I’m drowning in ideasMy neurons party onThe buggers they don’t give a shitSay sorry, tough luck Don I’ve all these drafts on hard drive(A hundred up to date)Neurons just keep laughing at meSorry, tough luck mate One neuron battered poetFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 