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I Love My Crickets. Yum.

I love my meal of crickets(Sustainably produced)I also like them in a drinkAll mixed together (juiced) In a huge shake-up, insect protein is being included in diets as more becomes known about it’s health benefits. Good for the environment as well. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Lottie’s Been Spotted

Several weeks ago Fandango gifted Lottie the elephant to Bushboy and it seems she broke out of her compound. Rumour has it Bushboy was not feeding Lottie her favourite peanuts (Australian Nobbys Nuts) Others say Lottie was pining and went off in search of love. We all felt for her here at FCS. We reallyContinue reading “Lottie’s Been Spotted”

Smugglers

Attempt was made to smuggle usOut the country (fail)The airline said they’d take us home(The smugglers went to jail)…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Is Bigger Better?

They tell me that ‘bigger is better’They tell me that all growth is good1, 2, 3, 4, 20 million?A question that’s never addressed But will have to be one day…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Airport Stickers

We’re sitting in the airportWaiting for our planePlaying with our stickersExercising brain….. Daddy will like this when he wakes up…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Deep and Meaningful

I’m looking at this pictureIs it legging pull?Is it deep and meaningful?Or is it all just bull?…. Am I missing something deep and meaningful here?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Airport Storage

Airport stored my suitcaseCarefully was stashedEvery care was takenEnsuring not got squashed…. Can I have mine now please? Red one. In the middle. …… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 (Case tower. Sacramento Airport. fixed)

Suitcase

Had a lot of troubleSuitcase getting tookFigured out solutionNo longer getting took…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stretching the Legs

Don’t like being crampedOn the aeroplaneHave to stretch my legs beforeOn plane I get again…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Flight of the Saudi Prince

I am a Saudi princeMy passengers all fittedWhy was I ‘llowed to take them?Because they all were sitted…. The particular airline allows falcons to be carriedas ‘passengers’ provided a valid passport is held.Normally 10 falcons are allowed.The prince flashed his royal badge and permission given for 80Falconry is a popular sport Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 TheContinue reading “Flight of the Saudi Prince”