Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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Praise to my Friend Vladamir
All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Warming Up My Genitals
In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Audi
Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Goes Swimming
I’m getting real excitedTime to take a swimGotta watch my step toClear the concrete rim…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Rihanna Makes Baby/Lingerie Gothic Splash at Paris Dior Fashions
I got the photo angle RiTo show you at your bestDressed all stunning Goth-likeI’m lost for words for rest Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Hay
I bought a load of hayAnd then I took it homeI liked my load of hayCos it was freshly mown…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Squirrel Xing
Our squirrels are bit carelessThey look to suicidePlease slow down be on look outSo far 50 have died…..sorry suicided…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Reader Help Me Out
Reader help me out hereWhat’s on about this sign?I’m really lost for answers…. I get it. Pee in a circle. But why I ask?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Oral Exam
I’m booked in for an oralEx-am on my mouthI think there’s been a mixupUp here belongs my mouth…. Shit, sorry sir. We had you booked in for an anal.Didn’t we Carol?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 